I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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