are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
They took my balls.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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