Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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