i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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