Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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