Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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