Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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