Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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