OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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