these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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