She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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