if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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