omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Is Oprah even human
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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