my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I think I sprained my soul last night
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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