what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
