Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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