D3 body, D1 cock
You just made me feel so damn special
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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