A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just had sex on a roof
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Randomize