She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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