Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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