on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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