I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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