My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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