it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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