if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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