if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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