that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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