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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
How's work?
Spinning.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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