Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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