and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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