and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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