I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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