Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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