her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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