on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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