We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My balls are so social today.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
