idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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