she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
please don't ironically join a cult
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