Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
it's great music for shaving your balls
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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