it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just had sex on a roof
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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