My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
