u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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