I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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