I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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