How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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