You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize