R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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