He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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