And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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