omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
