How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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