Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
