Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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