community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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