Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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