I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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