i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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