its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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